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(Most of these quotes and excerpts are from Nugent's God, Guns, & Rock N Roll, 2000.)

"Mother Nature can be a bitch, but we love her madly anyway."



"Criminals celebrate when politicians clear the path for their destructive ways."



"If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective."



"You mean to say that when an imbecile walks into a church, office, day care center, or school, stumbling about, almost zombie-like, with gun-filled hands at his side, blabbering incoherently to his next victim, the reaction of grown men and women is to run, cry, whimper, and hide under a desk or pew?  The sheeping of America is nearly complete."



"How many more times are we going to cower under tables and chairs, whimpering like mindless dogs, thinking that someone else has the responsibility to save and protect us?"



"When you responsibly procure your family's dinner by hand, each meal becomes a sacred rite, and the reality of life and death is undeniable."


"I thank the Founding Fathers of America for writing down self-evident truths and the lessons of abuse at the hands of tyrants and monsters, so we can live in the last and only best place...I thank Gibson for the loudest and sexiest guitars in the world."  




"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."


"At The Gun Shop in Quincy, Michigan, we joined the Michigan State Police for their annual DARE fundraising claybird shoot...Not a gangbanger, graffiti vandal, dope geek, laughable saggy-pants rapper, or sour-faced punk to be found!"


"Self-sufficiency and total independence are no better exemplified than by the act of procuring one's own sustenance."  


"And don't believe for a minute the wild-ass lies of [anti-gun/anti-Second Amendment folks'] stoned leaders like Jann Wenner of "Rolling Stoned" magazine.  As head honcho of Cease Fire, this goofball blatantly manipulates and controls the words and pages of his powerful publications under the bulletproof umbrella of the First Amendment while he laughs out loud wiping his ass with the Second... Though oft repeated in rags like his, a handgun IS NOT forty-seven times more likely to kill a family member, unless of course, you and the whole tribe are in the crack runnin' trade and/or on parole as a lifestyle.  That ramrod figure is as false as Jann's wedding vows.  After he left his wife and children to go off into the sunset, ass in hand, with his new boyfriend, he turned up his antigun heat by increasing his hateful editorials and free magazine ad space with outrageous twisted lies about guns and gun owners."














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